He's the king of mixed signals
&& She's the queen of excuses.

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HELLO, NJ SENIORS! <3
HELLO, MG DAHLINGS! <3
HELLO, ALL YOU LOVELY PEOPLE WHO TAGGED! <3

While today hasn't 'zackly been the worst of days, I don't think it's been the best either. Here's a boring timeline of my boring day.
1. Got up early and went inline skating for 50 minutes.
2. Slacked.
3. Ate too much.
4. Kept eating.
5. Had tuition.
6. Ate some more.

...I swear, at this rate I'll be fatter than the cranberried turkey at Christmas dinner this year. Haha, I'll look like a pudgy Crayola crayon. <3 Crayons are the love. I think they're cute, whee.

[But me being crayonesque is NOT the love.
Note to self: ... Do NOT, at any costs, get any fatter!]

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...Anyhow. I'm talking to Roy [yes, Roy] over Skype now. Pfft. I swear, MSN hates me. It doesn't let me log onnnnn. *weeps*

Oh yeah, and. Maxy and I watched DOA yesterday. Fluffy plot, predictable characters...but shamefully enough, the rockin' choreography made up for it. AND the killer bods. :X My gosh, I would almost KILL to have a body like those lucky spazzes.

I WANT TO BE A NINJA PRINCESS TOOOOO. :[

How sad; the closest thing I ever came to becoming a ninja princess was watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles on telly. And that was when I was six, I think.

And the closest I ever got to being a Master Thief like Holly Valance's character in DOA was back when I was six again; when I accidentally took out a yellow bouncy ball from a store in England because I thought it didn't belong there since it had no price tag.

Oh, life can be unfair.